A few weeks ago I was out to dinner with a couple of girls, one of which is an aquiantance. She was going on about how when she’d met her husband he was so low-class. Never went to the theater, had never been to the city, and gasp he still wore boxers!!
I was like, “I like boxers.”
She was like, “Look how well that turned out for you.”
So. Apparently I need to find a man who does NOT wear boxers so I, too, can drive my 3.5 kids around in an SUV meant for the deserts of Afghanistan, oversee the new wings of the Mc Mansion I’m building, and spend endless hours bitching about how hard it is to find a decent housekeeper. Apparently the reason I’m “single” (which, I gather, is a Very Bad Thing) is because I only go out with boys who wear boxers.
Poor me. I guess I better keep looking.
JenB
November 19th, 2009 at
1:57 pm
Uhhh…seriously? A man isn’t worthy of some chick’s attention because he wears comfortable underwear?
“Excuse me, sir, but before we go out I’d like to see what kind of underwear you have on.”
Oh well, she’s missing out. You go keep having fun with boxer boys.
Sheila
November 19th, 2009 at
2:41 pm
Don’t let her get to you. My husband wears boxer briefs only because the boxers don’t sit right under his suits.
My question is, if her husband was so low-class, why did she marry him. Or is she one of those girls that think they can change the man? She doesn’t sound very satisfied with her man. And really, what does type of undies really reflect? I think I am a fairly sensual person, and hate the feel of lace next to my skin, never mind the thongs. Give me hip-hugging cotton panties any day. And silk, really am I the only one that suffers from static cling?
She sounds pretty shallow to me. You’re better off staying away from snippy women like that.
Karen
November 19th, 2009 at
2:43 pm
This is strange to me. My husand prefers boxer briefs cos of the fit, yada yada but when we first started going out, I believe he actually wore boxers to impress me. He’d die if he knew I just said that, LMAO.
Why the hell would it matter? And why did she insult you just like that? What the hell? WHAT THE HELL?
I’m baffled.
Feisty
November 19th, 2009 at
4:50 pm
I can’t say I’ve ever judged a man based on his underwear. Definitely his facial hair, but no not his underwear.
Hey, that rhymed.
Shelli Stevens
November 20th, 2009 at
12:36 am
I love boxers. My briefs guy left me pregnant and alone, so fruck that.
I would have told her to…
Amie Stuart
November 24th, 2009 at
4:44 pm
LOL that’s crazy! And both my son’s wear boxers
Sherry
November 24th, 2009 at
5:30 pm
I thought that I had already posted a comment on this the other day I love a man that wears boxers I think boxers are so sexy.