This is a redux of a blog post I did in 2006 on my personal blog. Someone somehow surfed into my site via that particular blog post and I’d forgotten how funny it was so here we go!
What are the five most stupid, incredible things you’ve ever done for dick?
1. Went Fishing–repeatedly. If you know how much I hate to fish, you’d know how big this is.
2. Went camping–repeatedly. I hate camping as much as I hate fishing. Same asshole as #1 btw. 
3. Drove to the other side of Dallas to pick him up and take him home because he didn’t have a car (he was SO worth it though!) :bounce:
4. Gone to the bar. Yes this was a deliberate ploy for dick. Does that make it stupid? I dunno.
5. Pretended to smoke pot (I DID NOT INHALE).
So …… two questions. What have you done for dick (You KNEW I was going to ask) and what would you NEVER do for dick??? :hump: Woops just realized, not all our readers might be female and/or heterosexual soooooo what did you do for the Poontang? What would you NEVER do for the poontang???
I”m giving away three copies of Caramel Flava 2 (winners posted tmo AM) so let it all hang out 
MB (Leah)
June 23rd, 2009 at
9:37 am
Oh man… TMI coming.. LOL
1. I went home with a guy I met in a bar who kept talking about how big his dick was and showed me the huge bulge to prove it. He was huge and it was great. Very stupid though.
2. I had sex in the bushes of a park with a long time lover because he wanted to. I didn’t. I got off in 2 secs flat.
3. Smoked pot, which I don’t like- Yes, I did inhale. snort
4. Worked in a bar for free on weekends to be with Sax player.
5. Dressed up like a cheap whore and went out in public for a boyfriend.
What I won’t do?
1. Lick someone’s butt. Sorry
2. Pay for them all the time
JenB
June 23rd, 2009 at
10:56 am
Welllll…since I married the second guy I ever slept with, I guess the dumbest thing I ever did for dick was get married.
This totally ruins my slutty reputation, you know.
Ames
June 23rd, 2009 at
11:40 am
>>This totally ruins my slutty reputation, you know.
Gwen Hayes
June 23rd, 2009 at
11:59 am
I married the second and third guy I ever slept with.
So ditto Jen.
However–I used to be particularly dumb to get attention from one guy. I pretended to like his car, his jokes, and let him think he was smarter than me.
I’ll never hide my mind to impress anyone ever again.
Jackie Barbosa
June 23rd, 2009 at
12:21 pm
I said I couldn’t think of anything dumb I’d ever done for dick except get married and have three kids. Does that count as two things, or four?
And actually, given that I’m coming up on my 20th anniversary and still love the guy (despite the flaws that drive me nuts, but hey, no one’s perfect!), I’m not even sure I can consider getting married as a “dumb thing.” My kids are pretty awesome, too.
Damn, now I’ve gone all sweet and mushy.
Amie
June 23rd, 2009 at
1:45 pm
Damn Jackie I need a shot of insulin!! (kidding babe)
Twenty years is definitely something to celebrate!
Chris Roberts
June 23rd, 2009 at
1:54 pm
LOL. I married the first guy I had sex with.
Been married 22 years.
What have I done.
Watched football for the last 22 years.
Tried to have intelligent conversation about said football games.
Chris R
Dave Maynard
June 23rd, 2009 at
2:26 pm
What I have done for Tang – dropped a load of cash to impress the gal.
I would never get married for it.
Roberta Harwell
June 23rd, 2009 at
4:17 pm
I let my ex-husband stay with me for a while in order to get some dick. This was not our problem in the marriage. Now I just wash dishes, do the laundry, cook the meals and everything else in order to get some dick. Does all this count? Have a great day. I hope to get some tonight. LOL.
Feisty
June 23rd, 2009 at
4:20 pm
Paid for a guy’s taxi ride when he wanted to come over at 1AM.
Karen
June 23rd, 2009 at
10:46 pm
LOL these are funny.
Uh well of course I’ve trolled bars looking for dick. Sigh. And spent Christmas at my boyfriend’s father’s house one year which was uhhh not so fun. I’m married to that boyfriend now so I guess it was worth it, LOL.
Hmmm I followed a guy around everywhere just to get in his pants and oh lord, did I try. But it just never happened. We only kissed. But it was all fun while it lasted.
JenB
June 23rd, 2009 at
10:47 pm
I think Feisty wins…
Lyoness2009
June 23rd, 2009 at
11:29 pm
RachieG
June 23rd, 2009 at
11:56 pm
This weekend I went to my High School reunion thinking I could score a little something something from an old flame…and I even brought his favorite beer!!
Instead he spent the time shooting a gun behind this old barn AND drinking the beer
Shelli
June 24th, 2009 at
3:14 am
I went goth for a couple weeks.
Debby Creager
June 24th, 2009 at
12:05 pm
I married the only man that I have ever slept with. I got married at 17 and we are still together.I will be 36 years Dec.22 2009. I don’t know if that is really dumb or not,but it makes my life good. He tells me all the time that I am beautiful even after all these years,
I guess what I am saying is I will do anything for dick.
Debby Creager
cleo@hbeark.com
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
12:14 pm
>>Yes, I did inhale. snort
I need NO excuses to eat! LOL
>>I married the only man that I have ever slept with.
Awww Debbie I think that’s SWEET!
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
12:14 pm
>>Learned all the words to a Garth Brooks CD to impress the guy
LOL this i have never done because I NEVER would have sung in front of a dude.
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
12:15 pm
>>But it just never happened.
Don’t you hate when that happens Karen?
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
12:15 pm
>>Does all this count?
Roberta yes!
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
12:16 pm
>>Tried to have intelligent conversation about said football games.
Football = intelligent talk
(Football makes me NUTS because I grew up with a dad who was a total football freak!)
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
1:53 pm
>>I’ll never hide my mind to impress anyone ever again.
Me either!
Amie
June 24th, 2009 at
1:54 pm
>>I would never get married for it.
Rob Graham
June 24th, 2009 at
2:15 pm
Since I couldn’t care less about dick, save my own, I’ve never done anything for it.
For the male equivalent, well, have you got a couple of hours?
JenB
June 24th, 2009 at
6:12 pm
OMG. I hate the word “poontang”! You’re so nasty.
Patty S.
June 24th, 2009 at
8:07 pm
Ready for stupid? Here goes…
(it’s a 90% male sport – I liked the odds). Did get some, but not from the guy I was initially angling for.
and OMG did it make me horny. When the haze cleared from my brain, I was incredibly satisfied, and the guy was too, AND he was curled up in the fetal position, totally exhausted. 
Never did it with him again, but he sure did chase me for months!! 
1. Learned to skydive
2. Slept with a hot Marine I met when I delivered a pizza to him, the very night I met him. I DID finish out the shift at work first, though, so I wasn’t a total ho.
3. Smoked pot 1 time, totally inhaled,
Feisty
June 25th, 2009 at
1:13 pm
I like Patty. Any girl who gets a guy into the fetal position after sex is okay with me.
Ames
June 25th, 2009 at
9:15 pm
>>Any girl who gets a guy into the fetal position after sex is okay with me.
WORD!!!!!!!