Month: February 2009

Hi, my name is Emma Petersen. And I’ll be your blogger today here at Naughty and Spice. I’ve been doing some major pre-Spring cleaner, and during this PSC I’ve gone through my many, many boxes of papers. (Please don’t ask. LOL.) Ever mindful of the possibility of identity theft and the other nasty things that can happen if you don’t properly dispose of documents that have your information, I’ve spent days shredding things I no longer needed.

It was tedious and boring but it needed to be done and I’m glad I buckled down and did it. Because if I hadn’t I would have never run across it. What is it you ask? It or what I like to call, “Aaaaah the pain, the horror. Oh Jebus, my career would be ruined if it ever sees the light of day”, is one of the very first manuscripts I wrote. And let’s just say it’s a doozy. Full of clichés, riddled with errors, it’s interesting to say the least.

I made myself read it, even though I wanted to stop after that first page. And while I continued to read I realized something. I’ve come a hell of a long way. Seriously, the writer I am today is definitely not the writer I was then.

While I’d like to claim sole responsibility for my progress from “Aaaaah the pain, the horror. Oh Jebus, my career would be ruined if it ever sees the light of day”, to one of my more recent works, I can’t. I’m one of those people who learn by seeing and doing. I ask questions and write notes. And thankfully, I have a circle of friends who are patient and willing to share what they’ve learned over the years.

So instead of seeing “Aaaaah the pain, the horror. Oh Jebus, my career would be ruined if it ever sees the light of day” as the monstrosity it is, I’m choosing to look at it positively. Just like a bottle of wine, my writing has gotten better with age. And that is something to be proud of.

So how about you guys? Have you ever come across something you wrote years ago? And when you read it, did you cringe and swear it would never see the light of day?
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Okay, I haven’t written a really dirty post in a long time so here we go.

I was recently having a conversation with a lady who shall remain nameless and she said no woman really likes performing fellatio. I happen to disagree. I enjoy giving and receiving oral sex but it got me wondering: How many women have this opinion? So this post is going to be short and sweet: Do you enjoy giving head? (Sorry to the straight men out there!)

PRINCE-HEAD live – O{ >

I read an article in Cosmo last night about scents that arouse women. A recent study found that the scent of…wait for it…you’ll never guess…okay let me tell you. The scent of cucumber overwhelmingly aroused the female test subjects.

I immediately agreed. Let me tell you a little story. Long ago when Ms. Karen was a single mama of one and lookin’ for love in all the wrong places (oh God did I just make myself sound desperate? They were sorta desperate times.), my friend and co-worker gave me this little scented candle. It smelled like cucumber. I kept that thing on my desk at work and snorted it like it was, um, some sort of drug.

Burning it wasn’t the same. Nope, it didn’t even smell when lit but it sure smelled good while shoved up my nose. I asked her where she got them and proceeded to go to the store and buy a couple of more. Loved that scent. Don’t recall becoming aroused when smelling it but just thinking about that little candle nowadays makes me smile.

So is there a scent you find arousing? Or one you just plain love? Tell us all about it…