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 Every year was the same. The last-minute frantic rush. Undependable weather.
Alwyn whining about every little thing, and Santa barely making it off in time.
As much as she tried to keep an upbeat attitude about it, there was very little
magic in Christmas for Merry anymore. After so many years, the process was routine.
As an elf in a fairly high position, it was her job.
Oh, she loved her small part in bringing happiness to others, a little gladness to
the world. The little ones who looked forward to this day were precious to her. She tried
to maintain a sweet disposition, spread a little cheer, and see that the final preparations
went smoothly. But in the end, it was still just a job.
“Lighten up, Al. The traditional gear’s only mandatory on Christmas Eve, and
you get paid well enough. Although really, I’d pay you more not to wear the costume.
It’s too revealing. Cramming socks into your crotch isn’t what they mean by ‘stocking
stuffer’, y’know. It’s just false advertising.”
“I told you, it’s not what you think. It’s a boner barrier. Those effing reindeer are
the worst crotch sniffers—”
“Not listening, not listening, fa-la-la-la-laaa!” Merry laughed, covering her ears.
“For goodness sake, Alwyn, it’s Christmas Eve. Show a little class.”

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