Key Words Part Deux

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Okay I can’t help myself. I know I blogged about this before but they are too funny (and gross) not to share. And besides, I can’t come up with a worthy blog topic. My kids are illin’ and well, yeah. That’s my excuse and I’m stickin’ to it.

So here are some new and improved key words that bring people to our site. Yes indeed there are some…interesting people out there looking for…interesting stuff.

Ahem, now for the list:

- shake my boobs: Reminds me of the “Shelli’s boobs” key word from the last post

- KAREN IS VERY VERY NAUGHTY video: Damn it they always find out my dirty secrets

- most spankable female singers: Hmm a lot of them are probably spankable

- hair on my boobs: Sounds like a personal problem

- sex scene in water: I don’t write too many of those personally

- over 30: I believe we all are here at NAS. Shelli is our youngin’

- a mother made 40k writing a blog: I’d like to find out that information myself

- hubby sucks too: Yes sometimes they do

- hot pink “hair down there”: Reminds me of that SATC episode when Samantha dyes it

- panty smelling hot stories: That is ALL OF FEIST’S FAULT - LMAO

- blog of a loose girl: I’d like to read that

- Karen is very very naughty: I believe that was from last time too

Okay we get every variation of naughty attached to the following: neighbors, blog, woman, beach ladies, mothers, heroine videos (?), girls, stepmom (!), stories, July (?), teachers getting undressed, panties, blog ideas, cameltoe (OMG) and yeah even the very rare “naughty and spice” search.

But my new favorite is this one. And it’s so gross: diseases of licking used underwear

What the hell is wrong with people that they’re licking used underwear and then thinking, “Ah crap! What if I get sick? What if I get some sort of disease? I better look that shiz UP.”

Ew. Just ew.

8 Naughty Responses to “Key Words Part Deux”

  1. Emma Petersen Says:

    diseases of licking used underwear

    Wow. I don’t even now what to say about that. :shock:

    KAREN IS VERY VERY NAUGHTY video
    :mrgreen: I have a copy of this video. I’m not saying it’s dirty or anything but… :badgirl: :evillaugh:

  2. Karen Says:

    Damn it I told you to destroy all copies of that video Emma! :evillaugh:

  3. Feisty Says:

    I get a lot of people looking for Niles ironing Frasier.

    And bouncy Christine?

  4. Shelli Says:

    I have a sex scene in water! And yup, I’m one year into my 30’s!! :wootrock:

    hot pink “hair down there”

    I think Amie did that one!

  5. Shelley Munro Says:

    I don’t know what it is about licking, but that brings a lot of people to my website too. I haven’t had the disease of licking used underwear though. That’s a new and pretty gross one!

  6. Karen Says:

    Niles ironing Fraiser Feist? That’s just weird. And bouncy Christine? :shock: Me no get it. LOL

    Shelli you’re right, Amie did that whole post about pink hair down there. Heh heh heh…

    People are into licking Shelley and that’s fine. I’m all for licking personally. But licking used underwear is just :tmi:

  7. Kristen Says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  8. Key Words Says:

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