My to do list
This reminds me of that Friends episode with the laminated cards. Remember that one? It really was a cultural milestone. For some reason, after that episode, it didn’t matter if you had a SO or not. Suddenly, ’cause those guys on Friends had a laminated cards listing celebrities they could fuck without any repercussions, everyone else could, too. It opened up communication between the sexes, made it okay to admit that we maybe, just maybe, wanted to have sex with someone besides the one we were committed to. It’s great what a little comedy can do. I miss that show.
Anyway, my list changes all the damn time, but here are some regulars.
Joe Anderson. Sigh. He is so freakin’ cute, in a scruffy kind of way. He was the best thing about Becoming Jane. (Although, I must admit that he and the other guy were the inspiration for my Spice Brief, Taken. And I named him Walker in the story, and Joe is the other guy. Confusing, I know. Anyway.) Joe is also the inspiration for my next hero, Ash, a tortured photographer/war hero/Shibari bondage artist who develops an interest in corset training. (I think I just got a little tingle down below typing those words.)
Ahem. Next.
Jack Black. Come on. He’s so funny and I just love any guy who can make fun of himself. Plus, Tenacious D is a totally underrated rock band. So, Jack Black. I’d do him.
Jack White. In my opinion, one of the most talented musicians of our time. His lyrics are amazing, his music is phenomenal. He rocks. He’s cute. He’s on the list.
Robert Plant. I think I had my first orgasm when I was sixteen simply listening to him. Plus, apparently doves love him. Kay, now if I did use the Card to do Robert Plant, it would have to be the Robert Plant such as he was in the seventies, so my card needs to have some paranormal abilities, but hey. I’m a writer. I can do that. And I can do him, too, ’cause he’s on the list.
Will Smith. I’ve had a crush on this guy ever since I saw him on MTV singing the teenage anthem about parents just not understanding. Over the years, my crush has only increased, and when I look at that picture, I just get all shivery. He is like the hottest man on the planet, I think. Also, the German Shepherd is a sexy accessory. Hell, they’re both on the list!
Katherine Moennig. The woman who forced millions of women around the world to realize they were actually lesbians. Seriously, I have such a crush on her. On The L Word, it looks like she has mad finger skillz. Meow. On the list.
How many do I have so far? OH, who cares? I’m a self-indulgent person. I can do as many celebrities as I want! So, I’m going to include James Spader. But here’s where my paranormal card comes in again, cause I’d really like to do him in his role in Secretary. Enough said.
And that’s my to do list.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
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June 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Katherine Moaning?
A wee bit too Goth for me, but different strokes etc.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Our lists are quite different. I’m TOTALLY with you for Robert Plant circa 1970’s. Those snug pants, oh my…
June 5th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
OMG you like Jack Black and Jack White?! I didn’t know there was a Jack White, but it cracked me up. And I’m terrible, but I don’t know who half those on the list are. Hee hee. And I never saw The L word.
I forgot Will. I’d so do Will! He’s sexsay.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I also like Frank Black from the Pixies! LOL.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I don’t think I would have sex with anyone on your list…except maybe Will Smith.
David Boreanaz
Naveen Andrews
Gary Dourdan
George Eads
Ryan Reynolds
Jimmy Fallon
June 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Gwen, the only person I know on your list is Jimmy Fallon. He’s hot, too.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I second the vote for Katherine Moennig’s hotness! i LOVED her in the L word - i’m still p–sed that my friend stole season 2 and 3 from me.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Mmm James Spader. I likey. And Will Smith. Okay, I’ll take him. And the dog.
**On The L Word, it looks like she has mad finger skillz.** This line cracked me up.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It occurs to me that my hair looks like Jack Whites naturally, and Robert Plant’s when I have extensions.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Hmm, I love to do lists…
Viggo Mortensen
Gerard Butler
Jensen Ackles - Dean from Supernatural
Alex O’Loughlin - Mick from Moonlight
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Dean’s dad from Supernatural
Mark Wahlberg
Tahmoh Penikett - Helo on BSG
James Callis - Baltar on BSG
Johnny Depp - but only if he’s dressed Captain Jack
And if I swung for the other team:
Katee Sackhoff - Starbuck on BSG
Tricia Helfer - number six on BSG
(can you tell I have a hardon for BSG?)
Angelina Jolie
Diane Lane
June 5th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
ARGGGGGGGG How could I leave out Will?
June 5th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
What’s BSG?!
June 6th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Also, the German Shepherd is a sexy accessory. Hell, they’re both on the list!
Yeah Joe and James are definitely listworthy. Love Joe in Across the Univerese. Love him singing Happiness is a Warm Gun. OMG When he says, mama. Le sigh.
She BSD is Battle Star Gallatica (sp?)
June 6th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Wow, I agree with several on your list, Fiesty!
Although my hubby has yet to compile his list for the card, mine goes as follows (pics of all are on my blog under the “Hotties in Heaven” post):
Samuele Bersani (Italian singer/songwriter)
Jarvis Cocker (British singer/songwriter)
Gale Harold (American film/TV actor)
Raoul Bova (Italian actor/model)
and
Kim Rossi-Stuart (Italian actor/director/writer)
Yes, it’s a predominantly Italian list. So sue me - I’m surrounded by these guys.
(Frankly, I’d add another certain someone, but since he’s a *former* student, that might make my hubby uncomfortable.)
Ciao!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
BSG stands for Battlestar Galactica. My most favortist show EVAH. It has some of THE best writing on TV. Just about every show makes my heart ache.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Ok shoot, I OBVIOUSLY need to watch more sci fi. I’m er, writing it now.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I have never seen BSG either. So I better? My to do list can be endless!
June 6th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Vivi Anna, I gotta ask. Diane Lane?
June 6th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
OMG Feist-that poster of Robert Plant was on my wall during all of my teen years. I only took it down when I moved in with a boyfriend, but I kept it rolled up in the bottom of my dresser drawer for a few years after that. Robert was one of my first crushes. Oh yeah-I’d totally do him, even now, but if only I had that time machine…
You know who is sexier now than ever is David Bowie! Pretty sure he’s had some work done, but he’s so beautiful and incredibly charismatic.
I’m so proud because I’m the one who pointed you Katherine’s way-she’s my team-switching crush, too! Still pics do not do her justice-you have to hear her voice, see the way she smiles…
Gotta say, I don’t get Jack Black or Jack White, but the rest-nice! And who was it that put Naveen Andrews from Lost on the list (Gwennie?). Love, love, love him-he was the inspiration for my hero in my book, EXOTICA.
More of my list:
Johnny Depp (always #1)
Jude Law (especially in Alfie-that pool table scene-nice!)
Ami from Miami Ink
Olivier Martinez
Gabriel Aubry
Rodrigo Santoro
Chad Kroeger (it’s his smoky voice-he’s kinda ugly-hot)
Chris Cornell (same reasons)
Layne Staley (ditto-if you look at him and listen to the primal drumming in the song ‘Would’…yeah, baby…)
I love me some bad rock n’ roll boys!
June 7th, 2008 at 4:48 am
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June 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Lillian….I don’t know what it is about Diane Lane but I think she’s smokin hot. I loved her in Walk on the Moon with Viggo and she was lovely in Unfaithful with Olivier Martinez and in Must Love Dogs with John Cusack. She has this earthy quality that I really dig.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
That’s interesting, Vivi Anna. For some reason she’s never done it for me. In fact, I thought she and John Cusack had zero chemistry between them in must love dogs, LOL.
Ohhh, John Cusack. He should go on the list.
June 11th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I love this list. Yours is awesome, although Jack Black is a little too…exuberant for me. I have a feeling that in the sack he’d be even more doggish than the German Shepherd.
My list of guys is pretty mundane (George Clooney, Clive Owen, etc) but I want to mention my switch-hit chart topper: Gina Gershon, as she was in Bound. Oh my god. I get the low down tickle just thinking about her with that wrench.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Oh yes, Louisa-Gina Gershon in Bound! Hot! And how could I have forgotten Clive Owen? He always looks so tortured.