If I Had a Penis….

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What would you do if you had a penis (ladies)? And because we do have male readers,Katee Sackhoff what would you do if you had a vagina? Yes I’ve been waiting for THREE days to ask ya’ll this! Now go to it.

Me? I’d do her (that’s Katee Sackhoff from Battles Gallactica).

Sorry Angelina

15 Naughty Responses to “If I Had a Penis….”

  1. Karen Says:

    Well I’m gonna sound like a dirty birdy but I’d be doing all kinds of hot chicks! Ha! And then I’d ummmmm masturbate a lot. Why not? There it is, let’s play with it again!

    Oh God I’m demented…

    :hump:

  2. Shelli Says:

    Hmmm. I think I’d do Scarlett Johansson. And then I’d pee standing up. And like Karen, I’d play with it. Wow, this is fun. * poke e *

  3. Alessia Brio Says:

    I’d want head. Lots and lots of it.

    Then, I’d want to put my dick somewhere and actually be able to feel the end of it.

    :thumb:

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  5. Amie Says:

    And then I’d ummmmm masturbate a lot.

    :lmao: :lmao:

    Ya’ll are KILLING ME!!!!!!!

  6. Rob Graham Says:

    It’s not a question I’ve ever considered.

    And since having a vagina would probably include all the other stuff involved with it; PMS, pregancy etc.; I’ll pass on the opportunity. Thanks anyway. :wink:

  7. Amie Says:

    What if it was only for a day, or a week and pregnancy and PMS were not an issue. Have you ever wondered what oral was like on the flip side? :evillaugh:

  8. Melissa Blue Says:

    If we are going to be graphic, I’d want to know what teabagging felt like. And of course masturbate and see if I could aim “it”. Oooh, I’d definitely see if I could write my name snow. Flash a few people. Take pictures of it, to remember my fun filled day.

  9. Jackie Barbosa Says:

    Definitely pee standing up. By the side of the road. I don’t have penis envy, but my God, I do have PLUMBING envy.

    And after that, well, I’d be fucking Ben Affleck. :woot:

    And I think the corollary question for guys isn’t what they’d do with a vagina, but what they’d do with boobs. :boob: And the answer is–play with them. A LOT.

  10. Sasha Says:

    OMG! I would want to do it all. Write my name in the snow, piss on a tree and mark my territory, get a blow job or ten..and masturbate a lot.

    Strangely enough, I’m not sure I’d be looking for a chic to fuck. Right now I think I’d rather be inclined tp find a guy to bend over. Something abotu that feels even more naughty to me. Then again, I think I’d be all in for a threesome, so I could experience it all.

    I’m greedy. :oops:

  11. Linda Winfree Says:

    I’m not normal. My first thought was, “Why would I want one?” :no:

    As the DH likes to put it, women don’t need penises. With what they’ve got, they can get all the penises they want, whenever they want. :badgirl:

  12. Amie Says:

    LOL!!!!!!! LInda well said…but there is the whole novelty factor :popcorn:

  13. Lynn M Says:

    My God, it cost me money to get rid of the one I had! I think having a penis does something to some men’s where they think it should also act as their brain. (Notice I did not say ALL men.)

    I’m with Linda, why would I want one?

  14. Feisty Says:

    I’ll keep my strap-on, thank you very much. Then I’d use it to fuck Shane from the L word. :badgirl:

  15. Rachel C Says:

    I already have one. Hubby carries it around for me. LOL
    I think the only good bit would be peeing. I mean really the number of times I get hot and bothered out in public and no one knows, gasp, imagine how many people I’d be pokin’ with that thing!

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