I’m going to go simple today. I don’t want to think too hard, and I’m sure you don’t either.

Let’s talk sandwiches. No, not that kind. That kind.

Pick your fantasy, it can be wherever your dirty mind takes you…..

You’re stuck on an island together

The fate of the world depends on you populating it

The world is being invaded by aliens (and no, you can’t f*ck the aliens)

You get way drunk and will never remember (or so you tell yourself)

Which men/women would you chose to complete your fantasy sandwich?

Me? I’m a Matthew, Shelli, Joaquin sandwich.

So, what kind of sandwich do you want to be? And, oh, okay. You can f*ck that alien if you really wanna.