Today, boys and girls, we’re making sandwiches

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I’m going to go simple today. I don’t want to think too hard, and I’m sure you don’t either.

Let’s talk sandwiches. No, not that kind. That kind.

Pick your fantasy, it can be wherever your dirty mind takes you…..

You’re stuck on an island together

The fate of the world depends on you populating it

The world is being invaded by aliens (and no, you can’t f*ck the aliens)

You get way drunk and will never remember (or so you tell yourself)

Which men/women would you chose to complete your fantasy sandwich?

Me? I’m a Matthew, Shelli, Joaquin sandwich.

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So, what kind of sandwich do you want to be? And, oh, okay. You can f*ck that alien if you really wanna.

29 Naughty Responses to “Today, boys and girls, we’re making sandwiches”

  1. Rachel C Says:

    Okay, seeing how this is MY fantasy I’m going to be in more than one sandwich cause it’s just too hard to choose.
    And because this is MY fantasy I’m not sharing!! LOL

    Too many men not enough time….
    :badgirl:

  2. Shelli Says:

    Aaah man, you’re leaving me hanging? Well, yeah, you can borrow the boys above once I’m done!

    :hitit:

  3. Emma Petersen Says:

    :lmao: This is sad. I tried to think of the dirty kinda sandwich but all I could of was a Modica’s pastrimi with extra pickles and mustard. :no: :yes:

  4. Shelli Says:

    That’s a cop out, Emma!!!

    Don’t make me the only dirty one here! :pirate:

  5. Shelli Says:

    Okay, fine, you know what? I’m giving you your sandwich.

    Dexter, Emma, SpongeBob

  6. Emma Petersen Says:

    :lmao: Dexter :yes: Spongebob :no:

  7. Shelli Says:

    Aaah just think of it this way, Em. Sponge Bob already provides the birth control.

  8. Emma Petersen Says:

    :lmao: LOL. I really dont think I’m Spongebob’s type.

  9. Jane Says:

    I want to be between Eric Bana and Christian Bale.

  10. Tez Miller Says:

    The flower arrangement was an inspired choice for your tropical island sandwich time ;-)

    Have a lovely day! :-)

  11. Lia Morgan Says:

    David Boreanaz(Bones, not Buffy, after he bulked up and he has handcuffs)-Lia-Ryan Reynolds (BladeIII not Van Wilder scruffy and a smart ass)

    Just not on a beach, I hate sand in my ass. King sized wrought iron bed, 1000 thread count sheets. And I still want the handcuffs.

  12. Grammar Geek Says:

    Mmmmm… I’m a Brendan Fraser, Laurie, Josh Duhamel sandwich. er, with a little Hugh Jackman on the side. And uh, Christian Bale on the other side. :cloud9:

  13. Feisty Says:

    I keep picturing that scene from Zoolander with Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. :hump:

  14. Kelsey Says:

    This is a tough one. I’m going to go with Jensen Ackles and Justin Timberlake and then later we’ll add Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. hehehe

  15. Shelli Says:

    Jane, that’s a yummy combo!

    Tez, thank you! I love that head wreath!

    Lia, I’ve never seen Bones or Buffy! But that other guy is cute :)

    Laurie, aah yes jungle boy! Mmm.

    Feisty, :lmao: that scene scared me

    Kelsey, oh I forgot about Matt Damon! Hmm. This could change things. Indeed.

  16. Aislinn Kerry Says:

    Oooh. I want a Hugh Jackman-Aislinn-Russell Crowe sandwich, please!

  17. Gwen Hayes Says:

    I’ll have a CSI sammich

    Gary Dourdan and George Eades please.

  18. MsMenozzi Says:

    Samuele Bersani, MsMenozzi, and Kim Rossi-Stuart.

    Heaven!

    (and even hubby-approved! What more could I ask for? Oh, right, Antonio Banderas…)

    Granted, with my two original choices, there is a potential language barrier issue… But, as I said when asked how much English my hubby spoke (before he visited me in the US and we met for the first time), “How much more does he need to know, other than ‘Harder’, ‘Faster’ and ‘More, more, more!’?”

  19. Rob Graham Says:

    Kate Bush, me, Gillian Anderson.

    We’ll need a lot more equipment than handcuffs though. :twisted:

  20. Shelli Says:

    LOL those are great you guys!

  21. aj Says:

    Sting–AJ–Hugh Jackman. And a pastrami on sourdough on the side. :wootrock:

  22. Shelli Says:

    Oooo Sting! And Hugh Jackman. Double yummy.

  23. Jammie Says:

    Sorry Shelli. I’m older than you and laid claim to Matthew long ago :lol: and the other would have to be Neil McDonough. Those two’d be my bread. But Mark Walberg could join in he if he really wanted to and be my mayonaise and well, Matt Damon the lettuce, Ben Affleck could be my tomato and Josh Hartnett, my swiss cheese. Oh, but what about Colin Farrell? My mustard. OH! Tom Welling could be my sprouts and without a doubt, David Beckam would have to make an appearance. A long appearance. He would have to be my pickle on the side :nener:

  24. Jammie Says:

    My, oh my. I fogot that I would still need The Rock to be my baked chips on the side and Vin Diesel could be my Diet Dr. Pepper. I would SAVOR EVERY last bite. And none of it would go straight to my hips :lmao:

  25. Shelli Says:

    Hi, Jammie!! That is a mighty tasty sandwich. Love the imported meat. :lmao:

    And you can’t have Matthew without a fight!! LOL. Weeeelll maybe you can have him, I heard he has bad hygiene.

  26. Jammie Says:

    I’ll just have to :hump: him in the shower with some soap :nener:

  27. Shelli Says:

    Soap that dirty boy up. He’ll like it.

  28. Amie Says:

    >>And none of it would go straight to my hips :lmao:

    OH yes it would :lmao:

    I can’t top htat so I won’t even try LOL

  29. Gwen Says:

    Definitely Christian Bale-Gwen-Eric Bana. Every time I think about that one, I get shivers!

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