From dirty sex to…
Dirty talk.
So, do you talk dirty in bed? I don’t. In fact, it totally turns me off. However, I have found that many of my um, characters like to whisper sweet nothings into their partner’s ear. Well, my characters are dirty little things and they have minds of their own. Plus, I think dirty talk is pretty common amongst even vanilla some folk.
Do you watch Rock of Love? That episode where Brett Michaels had all the contestants talk dirty over the phone to him was pretty hot. And hey! Didn’t Poison sing that song, Talk Dirty to Me? That song was a total hit. I mean, if a song goes crazy on the charts there must be something to it, right?
Anyhow, if you want to get started on the verbal nastiness, here is a tip. Just talk about what you’re doing, or what you want him to do to you. For example:
“Oh, you rock of love! I just love it so very much when you plummet your man member into my vagina!”
Or:
“Oh, I just love to take your man member into my mouth and suck, suck suck your man juice down my throat!”
See? Instant hotness. Am I right?
February 28th, 2008 at 2:24 am
I’m cracking up over those examples. Not sure that’s the response you’re after. But then who said sex couldn’t be funny.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:05 am
Are we talking the second rock of love? I haven’t watched it, I’m still not entirely recovered from the first one. lol
I’m kinda quiet in bed, well as far as talking goes, but I do love phone sex.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Words are HAWT when they’re spontaneous and raw and driven by the passion of the moment. I want more of that in my life. Lots more.
Sure, it can make you feel self-conscious when you let got of that first burst of “I’m gonna fuck you into next week!” or “You want this, lover? Tell me how much…” But once you get into a habit of thinking out loud, it’s addictive.
Doesn’t have to be coarse, although I’m rather fond of certain name-calling. But even a whisper-chanted “So good. So good.” is inspiring.
And, that guttural “You’re a fucking artist!” just gives me all kinds of tingles.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:52 am
In both real life and my writing I often talk during sex. Used properly talking is wonderful foreplay and really adds to the act itself.
I remember one particularly memorable night. We were just friends, but that night one thing lead to another as it were.
Several times, she still being nervous about what was happening said, “I can’t.”
Each time I just whispered in her ear, “You can.”
And we did.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You guys are cracking me up.
Alessia, you are a fucking artist.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Oh yeah I’m always telling my hub how I’m going to suck his man juice down my throat.
That was hilarious. I don’t really talk dirty in bed. But I have my characters do it all the time!
I’ve watched a few episodes of ROL Part Deux but I’ve missed them lately! I need to catch up!
Am I the only one who thinks Bret Michaels is wearing a freaking WIG??????
February 28th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I think dirty talk is Hawt! I did not think that phone thing in ROL was hawt. LOL. (And yes, I remember that song!)
I did think the part in the studio was hot though. The singing and sighing and panting. lol yes, panting.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
We must not get that show up here in Canada. Or it could be the fact I have no time to watch TV! LOL!
I love dirty talk, and I’m pretty vanilla to those who meet me on the street … those that don’t know what I actually write.
I like dirty talk. Lurve it!! LOL!
February 29th, 2008 at 2:04 am
I’ve never seen that show!
Dirty talk… I suck at it. Versus just sucking. I mean, the one time I did it I got laughed at.
Wait, no, I think it can be fun. And sexy. If done right. There’s definitely a technique.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Amy, I’m in Alberta and I just saw it for the first time. It was on City TV, the local chanel. The same one that America’s Top Model is on. if that helps. lol
March 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I think dirty talk can be very hot if the moment is right. I just finished a book this week and the very demure and cerebral heroine totally surprised me by talking dirty in bed. She was pretty surprised too
Jen
March 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Bret Michaels totally wears a wig.
I just saw this commedian who swore up and down men don’t want dirty talk in bed…because it makes go early.