I’m So Dumb

How stupid am I?
I ran out of gas this morning…in my garage. Yes, IN the garage. As in, I apparently BARELY made it home from work yesterday. *sigh*
I haven’t run out of gas in, well, since I had kids so at least fourteen years. That’s just NOT something you want to do with kids, ya know? They NEVER let you live it down–trust me I’m still hearing about locking my keys in the car at Christmas.
So come on, cough it up. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done in the last 30 days. Make me feel better (and not so alone).

February 26th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Let’s see.
There was this gorgeous, underdressed redhead going northbound. I was southbound. My eyes locked on her, somewhere near her navel. Nearly twisted my neck off as she walked by.
WHAM!
I walked into a telephone pole.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
LOL that’s funny, Rob!
I’ve never run out of gas, Amie. It’s just one of those things that I’ve never done!
Today at preschool I did manage to fall down while tying my daughters shoe and take her with me.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Running out of gas is a huge fear of mine. One time I ran out of gas as I pulled into the gas station. How freaking lucky was I???
Hmm, I do stupid stuff all the time. I called a mom at the kids’ preschool by the wrong name a couple of weeks ago. Doh!
February 26th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
LOL ROB!!!!! Hugs to you for running into that pole!
Shelli
Karen…TY! I feel better :)
February 28th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Aw! I’m sorry. That totally sucks.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:12 am
At least you KNEW you ran out of gas. I ran out once, across from a gas station, incidentally, but didn’t think to look at the gas gauge before calling a tow truck. They hauled it in and diagnosed the problem in about 10 seconds. I think I won that month’s stupid customer award.