Naughty, naughty, cute and horny, t-t-t-t-tease me…

Anybody remember that song? John Parr sang it. I couldn’t remember. I had to look it up. Everytime I say naughty naughty, I think of that stupid song.

Okay on with it! Here are my answers to the dirty meme.

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Definitely whipped cream. Chocolate stains the sheets. Not that I have any experience with that…

2. Leather or PVC: OMG leather. I would scare the bejezzus out of anyone who saw me in PVC!!

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Well, I’m getting old so indoor sex sounds better but I’ve had some pretty damn good outdoor sex so…

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Definitely bed. The Jacuzzi is completely overrated. Though I’ve done it in the pool and that’s nice.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: Well I’ve gone through both so if I had my choice, I think I’d take bad!

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: I’ll flip and flop though I’d rather be dominated. Take me baby, take me!

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Aaaack!!! Thigh highs without a doubt. Me+bodystocking = nightmare.

8. Fast or Slow: I prefer slow. Lingering is a nice word, and it’s a nice way to have sex. But! I also like a quickie.

9. Rough or Gentle: You can rough me up a little bit, I don’t mind.

10. Bite or Suck: I can’t decide. Sometimes I just wanna take a hunk out of my husband’s shoulder. Does that make me a vampire?

11. Role play or Reality: I feel stupid role playing. It makes me giggle. Give me reality.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Well hell if we’re gonna dirty talk, we gotta do it to each other!

13. Edible panties or No Panties: No panties. Like Shelli said, fruit roll up panties? No thank you.

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare handed please. That paddle looks painful!

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing strip. I gotta leave a little bit down there.

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Considering I still have young ones around who don’t allow for multiple sessons, fuck me good one time!

17. Moaning or Screaming: Screaming seems so dramatic. I’m not a screamer. I’m a moaner.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Welllll….since I wrote that younger man book, I’ve decided I’d like a younger man. I’m already married to a younger man, though. Yay!

19. Threeway or No Way: No way. I can fantasize about it but ahem. I think I failed sharing in kindergarten cos I just don’t like to do it.

20. Swing or No Swinging: No swinging. Same sharing issue. Just can’t imagine doing it. My hub would probably laugh at me if I even suggested it!

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