Get It On

It’s time to get my naughty on!
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Chocolate
2. Leather or PVC: Leather–BTW I thought PVC was that stuff the pipes in your/my kitchen sink are made from. Not sure I want that on my bod.
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Outdoor–when it’s warm of course!
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed…HELLO Jacuzzi washes all the lubes away though honestly, anywhere would be fine with me.
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: Shouldn’t that be bad sex or masturbation? I mean, you can’t really have bad sex with yourself, can you? And if you did would you cut yourself off?
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be dominated — I get tired of making all the decisions.
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Gaw neither!
Fast or Slow: Fast…then Slow then fast…then slow again.
9. Rough or Gentle: Ruff Ruff!
10. Bite or Suck: Bite me baby one more time!
11. Role play or Reality: Not sure there’s a difference.
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Hu?
13. Edible panties or No Panties: No Panties ….I got other things you can eat if you’re hungry
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck….to start with
17. Moaning or Screaming: How about talking loudly? Major vocal appreciation? 
18. Older Men or Young Men: YOUNGER yeah…..baby yeah!!!!!
19. Threeway or No Way: No way…unless MAYBE if it was two dudes and I’d had a tummy tuck
20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging.………I don’t share well with others.

February 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Ahem.
Let me say a few things about older men here. We’re not in a hurry, which is something most younger men are.
And we’re concerned about whether out partner has a good time or not. Personally, if my partner doesn’t have multiples, I feel I’ve failed somehow.
So give the older men a try some time. You won’t be sorry.
February 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Aw Rob it’s not personal.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It has nothing to do with age and everything to do with older men.
That made NO sense. It’s not the gray hair or the possible wrinkles or the laugh lines (hell I have all of those! plus celulite), it’s the fact he’s substantially older than me (and can be perceived as the domineering/dominant one). YEs, I have issues. This is one of mine
February 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Major vocal appreciation — that line cracked me up.
And yes to no swinging. I’m not big on sharing either.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Amie you’re such a dirty birdie. I love seeing everyone’s answers. LOL on #2.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I think a lot of us were of the opinion that PVC were pipes.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
No Panties ….I got other things you can eat if you’re hungry
February 6th, 2008 at 12:11 am
great answers!!!!!