How naughty is Shelli?

So this week we’re being Naughty. Really naughty. Like you’re surprised *snort* we’re the Naughty and Spice girls.

So I was tagged by Shelley Munro last week to do a dirty meme that Isabella Snow wrote. Since I generally behave on my personal blog (family visits), I thought it would be fun to bring it over here and have ALL the girls at Naughty and Spice do it. So our posts this week (M-Th) will be the answers to the dirty questions below. If you’d like to do the dirty meme on your blog, please do feel free to snag it and invite us to come visit!

Here we go….

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Oooh. Hmm. Whipped cream, I think it’s less calories and more coverage.

2. Leather or PVC: Leather. It’s more forgiving. I think.

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Oh I couldn’t possibly choose. And sex in general would be nice.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed. The jacuzzi thing is way overrated. Foreplay in the jacuzzi is nice though.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: Bad Sex (answer is subject to change once I actually have the bad sex)

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be Dominated, with the occasional switching.

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Thigh highs, me in a body stocking would not be pretty. Like some kind of lumpy sausage with breasts or something.

8. Fast or Slow: Hmmm. Fast. Followed by slow.

9. Rough or Gentle: Rough, but not too rough.

10. Bite or Suck: Both, please.

11. Role play or Reality: Role Play every now and then. Ooooh, you sexy CIA officer! I promise I love my country. Oh. Show you how much so? *zip*

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: It’s kind of weird if it’s just one sided. They tend to look at you like you’re speaking another language. Or they laugh. Thanks, B.

13. Edible panties or No Panties: I don’t get edible panties. It’s like wrapping your crotch in a fruit roll up. No panties.

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: If you slap my ass you’d better run. Fast. Okay, you can hit it once and watch it jiggle.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: I don’t know what Kojak is. Isn’t he that guy on Entertainment Tonight who talks about people dresses at the Oscars? I know I’m not a landing strip though. Do we have the option for no landing strip and no forest?

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Fuck me good, then we can go for the multiple sessions.

17. Moaning or Screaming: Moaning that borders on screaming.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Oh gosh, isn’t that the question of the hour. It used to be older…and I think it still is. At 30, if I go much younger they’re still in that weird it’s all about me stage.

19. Threeway or No Way: Eeek. In my head threeway. In reality? Probably no way.

20. Swing or No Swinging: No swinging. I get motion sick.

Okay, we’re done. Will you still respect me in the morning?

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12 Naughty Responses to “How naughty is Shelli?”

1. Emma Petersen Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 4:16 am

   Thigh highs, me in a body stocking would not be pretty. Like some kind of lumpy sausage with breasts or something.

   Roflmao! I actually snorted when I read that! As for Kojak another term is a Sphinx. You know what a Spinx is right? I should be writing. Le sigh. Off I go.

2. isabella snow Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 8:49 am

   Sex would be nice.. ROFL. I hear you…

   Fab answers, thanks for doing my meme!

   And Kojak was bald.. right? ;)

3. Bailey Stewart Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am

   Yes, Kojak was bald.

   Love your answers - some of them even matched mine.

4. Karen Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

   Ooh yeah on the edible panties, Shell. They are so totally a fruit rollup made into undies. Yuck. No thanks.

   And I still respect you in the morning.

5. Shelli Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

   Okay, so I’m getting the Kojak thing now. Bald eagle. Gotcha.

6. Jennah Sharpe Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   This was great Shelli! I might steal it for my blog.

7. Feisty Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   Nice. Real nice.

8. Bailey Stewart Says:
   February 4th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   Shelli - the first time I saw this and filled it out was on Chicas I think - but anyway, I will admit it right here and now … I had to ask Ames what Kojak was. So you’re not alone.

9. Southern Sage Says:
   February 5th, 2008 at 1:35 am

   great answers
   tickled me
   lol @ 15

10. Rob Graham Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I’m going to be taking notes all week. Just in case I ever meet any of the N&S ladies in person.

11. Jammie Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Chocolate or whipped cream? Neither, thank you. I already took a shower and I’m tired and don’t want to be all sticky.

    Leather or PVC? Neither again. Try flannel or cotton.

    Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors, I’m so boring. Did it once on a beach and once in a movie theatre though

    Jacuzzi or Bed? Bed

    Bad Sex vs. No Sex? None, thanks. If I don’t have an orgasm, what’s the point?

    Dominated or be Dominated? Oh, my fantasy - I’m a control freak and want a take contol type guy

    Thigh Highs or Body Stocking? Neither - yuck either way

    Fast or Slow? Fast

    Bite or Suck? Neither, Lick would be better

    Rough or Gentle? Rough

    Role Play or Reality? Reality

    Talk Dirty or Get Talked Dirty to? I’d rather have him talk dirty to me

    No edible panties, no spanking, no swinger or threesomes (unless I’m the focus of 2 men’s attention )

    Older men all the way

    Moaner

    Kojak

    Just one good orgasm and I’ll call it good

12. Shelli Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Jammie! In a movie theater!? Really? Not with…

    I LOVE that you filled this out! I’m still giggling!!!