Anal

anal

It’s not what you think!!! Get your mind out of my ass the gutter. I’m talking ANAL RETENTIVE not, well, you know! For the most part, I’m the most laid back, easy going person around. I don’t sweat the small stuff and I love to pet the sweaty stuff. Ahem, anyway I’m late blogging today because I had to do real work and it was the type of work you have to be super-duper anal retentive about. It’s the type of work I AM super-duper anal retentive ar.jpgabout–and if you ever saw my house you would wonder about me calling myself AR (Anal Retentive). You see, my mother was AR about the housework. ALL ABOUT THE HOUSEWORK. I, on the other hand, AM NOT. However, when I ask folks to do something (children included) I expect it to be done correctly. Ahem. When it comes to writing I also have AR tendancies. I will double and triple check timelines, I will double and triple check plot points even going so far as to email my crit partners asking them if something I think is plausible, is plausible. And if it’s something I KNOW isn’t plausible, I ask them for help–I’m not afraid to be critical of my own work.

So Are you Anal? And if so, what are you anal about? :hitit:

22 Naughty Responses to “Anal”

  1. Jackie Barbosa Says:

    Oh Amie, this post made me laugh, because I totally could have written it. Someone actually told me yesterday that when it came to writing/line editing, I was “charmingly anal retentive.” :lmao:

    I decided to take that as a compliment!

  2. Emma Petersen Says:

    :shock: :mrgreen: :yes: :yes: :no: I’m not anal retentive at all. I don’t wash ny dishes before putting them in the dishwasher or think that if you cant see lines in your carpet after you vaccum it isnt clean. That is so not me.

  3. Amie Says:

    Emma DAYUM you’re my mother all over again

  4. Amie Says:

    Jackie charmingly anal is so…soo….charming! :lmao:

  5. Emma Petersen Says:

    Seriously. If there are NO lines in your carpet (and not all whilly nilly lines-they have to be straight up and down even lines) your carpet is not clean. It’s a proven scientific fact. :yes:

  6. Feisty Says:

    The only thing I’m really anal about is costumes. For my Madonna costume I spent hours watching the Lucky Star video trying to get every last detail so I could do it right. It was sad, really. But I did come up with an amazingly authentic costume.

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  8. Karen Says:

    Hmmm I’m not overly anal I don’t think. I’m just lame.

    Though there is nothing better than those little lines on the carpet proving it’s clean. :cloud9:

  9. Rachel.C Says:

    My mother was AR, still is, but I think it’s best to say she’s obsessive compulsive. My friends would ask if it was ok to sit on the lounge!
    My house (before Melma) looks like a tornado has passed through. (well I do have four of them)
    My husband is AR, I have to account for everything I spend down to the cent, he doesn’t care how much or on what, he just wants a record. He’s always at me to run the kids lives better, better?, oh, his way! Right.
    OH MY GOD!!
    I married my mother!!!!!
    I think I need a drink.

    The funny thing is I see my AR/obsessive compulsive genes coming out in my writing. Check, re-check. Check again, oh, and don’t forget to check.
    OH MY GOD!!
    I’m becoming my mother!!!!!
    I’m having that drink! (I don’t care how early in the day it is for me)

  10. Shelli Says:

    I’m really not anal. I’m vaginal.

    Seriously, I can’t think of one thing I’m anal about. Hmmm. Hmmm. Maybe…no. I’m just not anal.

  11. Patricia Cochran Says:

    Does being the “Queen of Listmaking” count as AR?
    My children have “teased” me about making a list
    before I do anything! Of even making a list of my
    lists!!

    Pat Cochran

  12. Yolanda Says:

    Oh gosh, Amie. *raises hand*

    I’m a little anal and a lot compulsive. I need to do specific things in specific order or… the world will explode. :sad:

    But seriously, I won’t say anymore because I don’t want to sound like a looney. But let’s just say that I must do three drafts of every story, at all times. Don’t ask me why. I just MUST.

    Okay, I’m leaving now… :wave:

  13. Amie Stuart Says:

    *eyes emma*

    Yolanda….is that three drafts with edits? That’s pretty much what I do *looks around* S’okay.

    LOL

  14. Amie Stuart Says:

    I’m vaginal.

    :lmao: :popcorn:

  15. Amie Stuart Says:

    Rachel….I hope you had that drink. You married your mom and you’re turning into her–that definitely deserves one!

  16. Amie Stuart Says:

    Karen….those little lines actually make me smile. I mean…it’s progress right? No one can call you a slob if you have those lines right? :surrender:

  17. Will Belegon Says:

    I’m anal about making sure I see all of Feisty’s costumes…

  18. Yolanda Says:

    Yep. I write the first draft. Do a second. And you know, sometimes the story’s ready to go at this stage, BUT I must do one more after that.

    Lol. :lol:

  19. Amie Stuart Says:

    Will :lmao:

  20. Amy T Says:

    I’m anal about - folding towels. There. I said it. They must all be folded the same way. And stacked so that the folds go the same way, too, so that all you have to do is reach in and grab a fold and you get ONE towel without pulling the whole damn stack out. It comes from working at far too young of an age (17 and 18) in the Linens dept of a large department store. Then I moved to fabrics/notions. The my final “home for the rest of my college summers: the drapery dept. How many 18 YOs do you know who can measure for custom drapes? And have made pinch pleat drapes and had the cuts between her fingers from the buckram to prove it? It warped me for life.

    Actually, that’s one of the very few things I AM anal about. I figure catching grammar and spelling errors in every book I read, plus emailing webmasters about errors on their sites is a GOOD thing for a Copy Editor….

  21. Jodi Lynn Copeland Says:

    :sup: Ah, gawd, am I EVER! Not with the housework, unless we have company coming–then I turn into a freak show–but with my writing and work at the day job, I am so anal I drive myself nuts. If I could just stop being that way, my productivity level would soar. Yeah, I don’t see that happening anytime soon, so I will just be glad to have good company in the AR bowl of life.

    ~ jodi :nener:

  22. Amie Says:

    OMG Amy you just made me realize something…I’m anal about following directions. LIke when you cook stuff like Hamburger Helper or Ramen Noodles. I literally had to walk out of the kitchen last weekend because of the way my son was cooking them

    *hangs head*

    Jodi…as Leo’s I think we can chalk it up to Selective Anality :lmao: :lmao:

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