Position of the day
Well, first of all I’m sorry I didn’t have this blog up sooner. In my attempt ot shed a few pounds I’ve give up alcohol and all this clearheadedness made me plumb forget to write my blog last night! And this morning I don’t have anything near my usual mind-blowingly intellectual topics to discuss. So I’ll lower myself, just his once, and talk about sex.
Have you seen those position of day books? It seems that, if you desired, you could do a different position each day of the year. That’s 365 positions! When I think about all those sexual arrangements I have yet to try, it’s a bit overwhelming. I mean, I don’t want to go to heaven having missed number 175!
But after some thought I realized that even if I did get to experience an acrobatically-induced orgasm I’d probably go back to one of my familiar favorites. I guess I’m a traditional girl at heart, because despite some of the crazy positions I’ve put my characters into, I still think I prefer the old standbys. One in particular comes to mind, but I’m not going to say what it is right now. Let’s just say the song Laid by James is running through my head as I type this.
What about you? Are you a Position of the Day sort of person or do you like a good old-fashioned missionary-type shag? Tell us. You know you want to.
January 10th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I don’t contort myself into ridiculous positions on a constant basis but I do like to be experimental on occasion.
365 postions - that’s a lot. I think it would exhaust me though it might be a new form of yoga…
January 10th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
OMG that video, LOL!!! And I totally remember that song. My SIL has that medieval mask.
Hmm oh yes, the question. If I tried to do 365 I’d probably dislocate something. But I would probably try.
But generally I’m a bit of a traditionalist.
January 10th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ya I like the old standbys … even though my characters do all the fun twisty stuff.
I love that song … I’ve never seen the video before … that was kind of odd.
January 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I like that video, although I wish they hadn’t censored it!
January 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I think we should find that “Car” video now!
January 10th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I have a couple of regular positions I can’t live without and I’m not opposed to trying something different but I’m not as adventurous as I used to be. But I guess breaking your tail bone during adventurous behaviour can dampen anyones enthusiasm.
January 10th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
traditionalist totally
January 11th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I had a “9 1/2 Weeks” kinda thing once, except it was more like 10 months, but gawd that position
….never before and never since…… It was what it was, and now it’s a nice memory….but other than that, pretty traditional.