Babes in Toyland
Or, how the Alpacas ended up in the Wolves Den.
OMG I forgot to blog. My deepest apologies. I kinda slept late. :roll:
In case you haven’t noticed, here at Naughty and Spice we have a tendancy to well, do what we want. So, while the rest of the blog-o-sphere is offering you up Happy New Year wishes, I thought I’d tell you how I spent the weekend before New Years.
We decided to do a girl’s night out Saturday and um some crazy person *looks around* decided we needed to hit the toy store. And I ain’t talking Toys R Us folks. :evillaugh:
We entered the store on cautious feet, glad to see it wasn’t the least bit sleezy–they even X’ed out all the nekkie body parts on the adult videos (I know bummer, right?). Now keep in mind of the four of us I’m probably the least intimidated–honestly Lynn was pretty quiet through the whole trip. I”m not sure WHAT she was thinking but she did buy something!
Dennie? Well this is the same Dennie that suggested we all take turns locking each other in the truck of my car…for research…in front of the cops (he was not amused). She had strict instructions to behave.
In a huddle we made our way to the um toy section (they had clothes, novelty t-shirts, videos, books and all kinds of goodies) where someone convinced the sweetest and least corrupted of us a nice little Doc Johnson kit with an assortment of toys that go vroom and attachments. (it helped that her b’friend told her to not come home empty handed).
Anyway, toy section where there was a plethora of bullets and vibes and dildos OH MY! It was like Target with AA batteries! How to choose; how to choose? It was almost impossible. I mean I didn’t want my friends to think I was a total perv….I know I know like they didn’t already know? I broke off briefly to check out the movies. The store wasn’t that crowded but, funny enough, none of the men made eye contact. If they had, I suppose I could have asked for movie recs. :evillaugh:
The biggest surprise of the night was the Oh So Shy Sandy, who with her Doc Johnson goody box in hand, silently perused the movies for quite some time. Finally, she selected four. I know her man must have been awfully proud of her when she got home. GO SANDY! 
I settled on some er shaving cream and we all made our purchases (except for Dennie who didn’t cough it up until the third store which sold mostly movies and was busier than I’d ever seen Blockbuster on a Saturday night) and left…to hit a second store.
I’d been to the second store before, years ago and I fondly remembered the dirty old man behind the counter. Sadly, he was no longer there, having been replaced with a shy young man who failed to look me in my eye as I (eventually) purchased a new toy. With shaky hands he slipped the AA’s in, turned on and off really fast and shoved it in the sack, wishing me a good evening.
Sadly, not only are all the adult movies gone, but most of the toys too. Anyway, must backtrack a bit….as I stepped into the adult movie section what did I see?
An 80 year old man looking back at me. Briefly. From the corner of his eye as he sucked air in through his portable O2 tank. :doh:
After I paid for my purchase, we stepped outside into the balmy winter evening and watched this old man gingerly back out of his parking spot and drive away into the night.
I hope he had lots of oxygen.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Sounds like fun, lol.
And WTG for the old man!!
January 1st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
“I hope he had lots of oxygen…”
I’m a chucklin’ at that one! Sounds like you ladies had fun! I haven’t been to a real live, ahem, toy store in a long time! I need to make a trek…
January 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I didn’t act out even once - well there was the time I skipped down the isle w/ my … er ah the findings I eventually purchased (I’d been looking for just that, um, thing for a while so I was excited to find it!)
January 1st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’m jealous …
January 1st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I thought you were gonna say you saw that porn I made back in the early 90’s. Whew.
January 1st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Feist…I was going to be nice and not say anything!
January 1st, 2008 at 5:45 pm
LOL Dennie…. I missed you skipping; I was um perusing the video collections
January 1st, 2008 at 5:45 pm
BAiley next time you can go with us!
Karen…you were my inspiration!
January 1st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Ames and Dennie have now taken me to visit a tattoo parlor and an adult Toys R Us. With their help, I am definitely broading my horizons.
What’s next on the list, girls?
January 1st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
we still haven’t seen the strippers yet
bbbwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhh
January 1st, 2008 at 6:59 pm
OMG Feisty! LOL. You crack me up.
I remember those days, Amie. Of trips to the fun stores. I only go there randomly when someone’s getting married nowadays…what’s happened to me!?
Sounds like you had so much fun! I really want to go on a field trip like that. And I like the cop/trunk idea.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Strippers are so…80’s. I say we hit a BDSM or a swingers club next
January 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Shelli just FYI there were no hot guys at the adult video store
January 1st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Shit! Shelli, why have you never taken me out with these women??!! My life is sooooo boring
January 1st, 2008 at 8:11 pm
LOL Jammie we’re in TExas!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 9:52 pm
I may have been quiet, but it was very educational. My first time and all. I haven’t had time to, ummm, check out my purchase yet though. Soon though.
Sandy was a trooper.
She took to it like and old pro. The first store was definitely the best one. 
January 1st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I’m laughing so much, that I have the hiccups, LOL. I feel like a fly on the wall, watching this all unfold, especially the new guy making sure the toys was working
January 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Cathy bless his HEART it was priceless. At least in the first store, Sandy had GIRLS putting batteries in her uh purchases and they were fun!
Lynn
I just can’t bring myself to say anything else.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
You MUST Go read Lynn’s lyrical account of our weekend adventures here
http://lynnwritesromance.wordpress.com/2008/01/01/twas-the-weekend-before-new-years/
January 1st, 2008 at 10:58 pm
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn, that was totally priceless! My hubby things I’m nuts cuz I’m laughing right out loud here at the coupon, just about into tears. Oh there’s some sentences there that I had to go back a second time and read and laugh some more.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
LOL, Jammie! We could always do field trips. I’m sure George would thank you!!! Hee hee! I’m boring nowadays, I promise!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Cathie- I’m glad someone read it. Thanks! It was surprisingly easy to write… wonder what that says about me…
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
dude, if SJ hade palpatations where we’ve already taken her can you IMAGINE at a BDSM club. We may have to tell her we’re going shopping or something . . .