The Naughty Christmas List
Oh, yes, I know you have one. Of course, we all have the standard list. I want that sweater, those gloves, a gift card, a book, a DVD. Jewels and furs is what I always tell my husband when he asks what I want. Though I never get any of it.
But what about the naughty list? The one that would make Santa blush? The one that would make YOU blush? Come on, let’s confess!
Have you been super naughty this year and want to stay consistent?
Or are you looking for love?
Want some naughty lingerie to spice up your love life?
If I’m going to dream, I’m going to dream big. I want a new Christmas tree:
December 19th, 2007 at 1:58 am
What would I like…on my naughty list. Hmm. Probably a few nights of unleashed passion (trying to keep it PG) with some guy on a nice resort where we’re pampered, yet secluded….aaaah yes. Gosh I’m boring…or just deprived.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Hmmm…a naughty Christmas list. At the top of my list would be bravery. Well, I don’t know if it would be bravery, more like some loss of morals? Because seriously, I’d like to be promiscuous but years of brainwashing kinda prevents that.
So I would put up the top of my list a loss or morals for like 24 hours. And 24 hours with my freebie.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:46 am
OH thanks for the Birthday pic! I’ll take that Christmas tree, lights are optional ;)
That would be my naughty present LOL
December 19th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Hugh Jackman
December 19th, 2007 at 10:39 am
That’s what I want. Three days of hot wild sex with my hubby. LOL.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Shelli’s trying to stay PG rated while Emma’s ready to toss her morals to the wayside. Heh heh heh…
Happy Birthday Night Diva Maria!
I’d take Hugh too, Bailey.
Jennifer I so want what you want (well with my hub of course, LOL). I love my children but oh, my it would be nice to get away from them.
December 19th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I’m not sure what I want on my naughty list, but apparently my husband does because I saw something charged to Adam and Eve. (I reminded him to use HIS credit card for Christmas shopping for me so I would be surprised–he’d been using our check card so I saw what he got everytime I checked our balance. doh.)
December 19th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
PG, Shelli?
Anyhoo, I’d like to replace the vibrator I broke. I don’t know how it broke, but it did. It’s called the seal, it’s blue, it has a curved edge. And you can take it in the bath. I want a new one. Please Santa.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Hot wild monkey sex with the love of my life (of course if I knew who/where he was that might happen a lot faster)
December 19th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
And barring that, new toys!
December 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
gwen…do you think he bought more hair dye?
I think I’ll join the ‘get away from real life’ club. I need a vacation with HubbaBubba…post baby, post baby weight…
December 19th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I’ll triple that order (or was it quadruple, I lost count?) of a weekend of wild sex with my hubby (no kids, no dog, no cat, no phone)…
Sigh…barring that, while researching body jewelry, I found some really cool non-piercing jewelry I’d like to try out…
December 19th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Jeez, think we all just need to get a good fuck?
December 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
HoHoHo!!!
December 19th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Shelli, at the moment, a bad one would do.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Ha, Bailey! You know…I might even agree with that!
Karen that crotch shot santa hot pic is just so… scandalous. What a hussy she is!
December 19th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I think the hot monkey sex with the love of my live is a damned fine idea.
Although like Not Really Here, I have no idea who that person is.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Hugh would be good. I want to add Eric Bana and have an Aussie sandwich.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Look Santa came by! Do you think he’s calling us a bunch of hos?
December 19th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Ho, Ho, Ho.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
HoHoHo
Be nice to Santa or no goodies in your stockings.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
An Aussie sandwich would be nice.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Hi Santa. I saw you at the store this morning, you really need to lay off the Vodka.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Damn Shell! You
you.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
And I know Santa is calling us a bunch of ho bags. He’s the one who should be nice.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I’m sure that Santa can be very, very nice. All that leather, you know …
December 19th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
And he has a whip.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
I was sayin ‘hell yeah’ to the good fuck, the bad fuck, the monkey sex and Hugh Jackman then I got to the “fuck me Santa”….PLEASE correct me, cuz the ‘classic Santa’ sprang to mind and my only thought there is ‘ewwww’….is there another FantasySanta that I’m not aware of?? Please post a photo so I can get back into the mood, er, spirit!!
December 19th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
LMAO!
Shelli, I knew there was a reason I loved you.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
It’s actually a line from Bad Santa. That movie is baaaaaad.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:12 am
what do I want for Naughty … oooh I can’t say!