Ugly Sexy
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Generally, I’m attracted to guys who wouldn’t be considered conventionally good-looking. I love Jack Black, but Brat Pitt? Not so much. Also, I’m such a groupie. I’ll always fall for a talented musician and if he’s an amazing lyricist, too, well, I’m a really happy girl.Here is a list of a few nontraditionally attractive men I’ve had crushes on. (Keep in mind I really do know that some of these names refer to characters and not actual people.)
Jack Black
Lyle Lovette
Frank-N-Furter
Elvis Costello
Alan Rickman
Wes Anderson
Kevin Kline
Ducky
Apparently Charlie Sexton
David Byrne
Sid Vicious
Bill Murray
Jason Schwartzman
Edward Scissorhands
Bill Pullman
Hmm, well, that’s a start. Care to add anyone to the list?
December 13th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Adrien Brody.
Yum.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
He doesn’t do it for me at all, Mel. You can keep him, along with Steve.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Jeff Goldblum. The man is a mass of flaws thrown together into the ultimate tall dark and sexy.
I also have an insane lust for Samoa Joe, a professional wrestler. 6′, 285 pounds of big roly-poly samoan love in spandex, baby. It’s his voice. And he can move in the ring in ways a man that size shouldn’t be able to, with grace and flexibility…that kind of thing has to translate to the bedroom lol. But the voice. Joe should always talk. Preferably dirty talk.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Oh hells yes Alan Rickman. and I get so much crap for finding Lyle Lovett sexy but his music is so yum, I just love him.
Fae–my new voice crush is Avery Brooks. Man is sex talking, I swear.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Fae, I’ve never been a Jeff Goldblum fan. Don’t know why. And I am totally going to have to Google Samoa Joe.
Amelia, I just want Alan to command me to do naughty things. That voice…And Lyle. He’s just so freakin’ talented. I saw him live and it was awesome. Awesome I say!
I also need to Google Avery Brooks.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Amelia, my ex husband I swear is a double in every physical way for Avery Brooks. Looks, voice, you name it. LOL maybe that’s why I fell for him, I’ve had a crush on Avery since Spenser: For Hire.
And to get the full appeal of my Joe-Joe Bear, one must hear the voice along with see the sexy islander hotness. Take a peek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hclT8KyFBxQ
Ignore the jackass in the chain mail head dress lol. Wrestling is ridiculous.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I love this discussion! LOL! Thanks for the video. I can totally see the hotness there.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Gerard Depardieu!
Big and homely but very, very sexy!
December 13th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I totally lust Dwight Yoakam. He looks like a weasel, but once he opens his mouth and sings, I’m a goner.
Fae, you like big Samoans? You gotta come down here and visit me, my island is full the ‘em.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Umm I’m not sure he’s ugly? Probably not. But Joaquin Phoenix makes me all kinds of hot. He’s unconventionally sexy.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Dwight and his scrawny self in those illegally tight pants…yeah Dwiht always did it for me too, until he went and took his hat off and I got a look at the face lol. But old school Dwight videos still make me tingle!
Oh yes, I have a thing for big guys. It’s hard to explain the difference for me between fat and just big husky guys. I like my boys with a bit of soft to em, nothing turns me off faster than a perfectly sculpted body. It’s nice enough to look at, like art, but does nothing for me. I dunno why lol.
Gimme something to grab onto and a guy big enough to break me in half but teddy bear enough to never dream of it.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I’m into the funny. I like good looking guys too, but here are my non-traditional crushes:
Bill Murray
Mike Meyers (though Garth was my fave, I would sleep with Wayne)
Drew Carey (I have NEVER said that out loud before)
Tom Hanks
Steve Martin
DENNIS MILLER
Colin Quinn
Vince Vaughn
I should stop now, lol.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I have a thing for noses, Feisty.
And Steve isn’t Ugly Sexy. He’s just sexy.
Oh, I totally get the Drew Carey thing, too. And there are others, like Kidd Rock. Yeah. I said it. Kid Rock. Go on. Ridicule me. I can take it.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Oooooooh Vince Vaughn is SEXSAY. I’d do him. He’s funny too. Gotta love a funny guy.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I love Jon Stewart. He’s funny and smart. I thought Alan Rickman was hot in “Sense and Sensibility.”
December 13th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Mel, I am so with you on the Kid Rock thing. He’s hot.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Oooh Vince Vaughan, yes. And I get the Drew Carey thing too. Really I do. lol
Hmmm, Ed Harris is kinda sexy. And in certain movies, Kevin Spacey.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
James Spader in The Secretary.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Alan Rickman and Vince Vaughn- YES!
Victor Garber makes my knees weak too
December 13th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
OMG I would be James Spader’s secretary any time he asked. I never thought of him as ugly sexy though…just sexy! And I also have to second Shelli on Joaquin Phoenix. He’s an ugly sexy babe.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I LOVE Bill Pullman, and Jeff Goldblum (that scene in Independence Day where he’s walking across the desert with the cigar in his mouth - sexy), Grant Wilson from Ghost Hunters, Patrick Stewart - but as Jean Luc Picard (Star Trek), and Nathan Fillion (Firefly).
December 13th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
I don’t have any guy crushes of this type, so I can’t come up with any thing on that side of the chromosome gap. But I know there are ladycrushes of mine that would qualify in similar ways.
Alyson Hannigan, for example.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Okay, girls, heap it on but I love an intellectual man. I had such a crush on Ted Koppel that my friends still kid me about it decades later. I also would take a tumble for Forrest Sawyer (earlier days). go figure..I don’t like pretty boys either.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Alan Rickman, yum.
Jeff Goldblum, yum.
Tim Roth. OMG.
James Spader - in both Secretary and on Boston Legal
William Peterson (Gil Grissom on CSI)
David Caruso (Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami)
David Copperfield. Holy. Mother.
David Bowie (before he got his teeth ‘fixed’)
oh, jeez. there are lots.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:17 am
I forgot about William Peterson. And Hugh Laurie.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:45 am
I like totally forgot about Sasha Cohen!! I adore him. He has HUGE hands. Huge.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:34 am
Will, I’m thinking next week we should do the ladies.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:35 am
Oh, Bailey! I LOVE House. Love love love love. I fantasize about what he could do to me with that cane.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:42 am
I got a long list but will name a few
Dominic Purcell
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Vin Diesel
Stuart Townsend
Michael Weatherly
George Eads
Christopher Meloni
That’s a few *G*
Hugssss
LindaH
December 14th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Linda, Johnny Depp is most definitely not “ugly sexy”, just plain sexy… *grin* Even I have a small crush on J. Depp…
Hmmm…. Depp, Adam, Stella Omega… I see a pirate theme developing here…
December 14th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Will and I have totally different tastes in men, lol.
I am not a Depp fan. I have never been able to understand the infatuation. He’s kinda scrawny or something. ~shrugs~
December 14th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
rasta Did someone mention Kid Rock?
http://rohansrealm.blogspot.com/2007/12/well-today-is-my-birthday.html
um, we just celebrated my birthday together…
And no way is Johnny Depp or Christian Bale on an ugly list!
December 14th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Well, I think Johnny Depp is even sexy in that scene in Once Upon a Time in Mexico when his eyes are all gouged out. I’d still do him.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I agree with all those guys Feisty. And you may add Jeff Goldblum and Billy Bob Thornton.
AJ
December 15th, 2007 at 1:52 am
There’s quite a few on everyone’s list that I’d do but I’ve got two and before you say yes or no have a good think about them. They’re both hot but on closer inspection you have to wonder
they’re really not that good looking but Hubby knows that if either knock on the door I’m gone.
Rob Thomas - Matchbox 20
Chad Kroeger - Nickleback
Have to say my latest WIP hero has me thinking of Vin Diesel. Yummy.
December 15th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Sorry if this offends anyone but I can’t stand Brad Pitt.
December 15th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Rachel, he’s way too pretty for me.