Sick and tired.
Literally, I’m sick with a horrible cold. To make matters worse, my kid has been waking up during the middle of the night wanting me to play with him. Giving a toddler a time-out at 2AM is such a joy. Anyway, I’m sorry to say my blog for today will be less than fascinating.
But since I am a Naughty Girl, I won’t shy away from the naughty topics on account of a little cold. As I was cuddled up on the sofa last night, wrapped up in a fleece blanket and blowing my nose into an aloe Kleenex, I was thinking about that Friends episode where Monica still wanted to have sex with Chandler, even though she was sick as a dog. Do you remember that one? Her nose was all red and she was like, “Don’t you wanna get with this?” I think there was more to that episode than her feeling frisky, but I can’t remember what. Maybe one of you dear readers will tell me.
Anyway, I just thought you’d like to know that when I’m sick the thought of sex makes me, well, sicker. Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me. And writing it? Hell no!
What about you? Have you had sick sex?
November 29th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
God I barely have well sex. I don’t think I’ve done the sick stuff. I’d be blowing my nose on his shoulder.
I remember that episode! I think she was trying to get prego?
2 am time out. Yikes!
November 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Oh, I have to say I actually gave manroot the dick flu once. I’m sure you can imagine how. I didn’t realize I was sick yet.
Good times.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
November 29th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
I’m sure I have, but I can’t remember any specific instances at this time.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
yeah…..in the early stages of our relationship, my husband and I played doctor. The next day, I went to the REAL doctor and they told me I was very very very sick and that I had to stay in the office for two hours and get an IV because I was so dehydrated. I don’t see how THAT was possible.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Wow, Gwen. You take roll play to a new level.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:39 am
I totally loved that episode of Friends cos we’ve all been there right? Gawd.
Yes I’ve had sick sex. And then I gave him the sickness but no dick flu. Can’t say I’ve ever given anyone that. You’re one up on me, Feist.
Two a.m. time outs? Since when did he get insomnia? I’d be freakin.
<—- me
November 30th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’m not touching that one …