This is My Confession
I have something to confess. Something I feel kinda really naughty about. I watched a movie this weekend. I really enjoyed it, I thought it was scary and entertaining (I like scary movies). Yet while I watched it, all I could think is, “Man, he’s kinda hot.”
And then I’d remind myself how wrong that was - to think the lead actor is hot. I used to watch him with oldest when he was on Even Stevens on Disney. When he was a big goofy kid who was kinda funny.
Yeah I have a teeny tiny crush on Shia Labeouf
He’s kinda hot in that slightly dorky geeky way. But it’s so wrong! I could be his mama (if I was a teenage pregnancy kind of mama)! I used to watch him on Disney for crap’s sake! It feels a little naughty.
But I can’t help but think he’s hawt.
I remember my mom saying she thought some dude on ER a long time ago was hot. But then she told me, “I shouldn’t think that, he’s your age!” I told her who cares? But now I understand where she was coming from! It feels a little dirty and a little wrong.
But I kinda like it.
So anyone crushing on a, ahem, young man or woman that they think they shouldn’t? Don’t leave me alone here. Please!
October 17th, 2007 at 1:59 am
I’ve actually never seen Even Stevens. I know, bad me. But Emma wasn’t alive during the peak of that. Or if she was, she was a baby.
Hmm. So guys I’ve crushed on that it should be wrong because they’re such babies. Maybe some of those Harry Potter actors???
October 17th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Okay, I can go one better.
Imagine sunbaking by the water, friends by your side, sun shining, water sparkling and lots of hot guys knee boarding and skiing only meters away. Bronzed chests, perfect abs, low riding boardies. Mmm…..
Friends commenting, as friends will do, on gorgeous bits of man flesh in front of us.
Now here’s the naughty factor.
The tallest one, all six foot one, blonde hunk of man flesh is my 18 year old son!
The rest? His friends!
We’ve watched these boys grow into men that make our mouth water. I swear the guys weren’t this hot when I was that age.
I gotta tell ya it’s scary enough lusting over some young hunk on tv but when you start to notice your boy (not that I was drooling over him but I can see what my so called friends were saying.) and his friends have turned into lust worthy men and your so called friends are quick to point it out, well….
I think maybe I’m not a good girl.
But then what’s the harm in looking?
October 17th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Oh absolutely. No one is safe from my crushing LOL
And yeah Rupert from HP is one of them-shoulder length ginger hair, dresses like a rock star
Shia is cute as well.
Its not evil to acknowledge hotness or have Mrs. Robinson fantasies. Its not! Oh boy I hope its not. :no::yes:
October 17th, 2007 at 10:35 am
I caught Transformers yesterday.
And I am seriously in lust with Megan Fox. She’s thirty two years younger than me, fer cryin’ out loud.
But I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed for eating crackers.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Rob I think Megan Fox is so hot I wouldn’t throw her out of my bed for eating crackers either. Seriously.
Oh good lord I just made an even BIGGER confession!!!
October 17th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I find Rupert Grint from HP pretty hot too. There’s something about him- He’s in a movie called “Driving Lessons” in which he plays a moody teen. Yum.
God, I’m sick.
October 17th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Uhh, I totally ogled this hot model in a tuxedo at the bridal expo a couple months ago! Spent the whole afternoon looking for him. I finally found him after the show - wearing his Clovis West HIGH SCHOOL t-shirt. Uhhhhh, I’m a child predator and didn’t even know it! OOOPS! THere’s my confession and it was in REAL LIFE! LOL
October 17th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hmmm. Oh, that blond guy in becoming Jane. I looked him up and he was born in the EIGHTIES. Just seemed wrong.
October 17th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Ah hell, I been going through this for years. I’ve been a bank manager and a retail manager. Definitely had some former employees that I had to remind myself to stay professional with for more reasons than just decorum.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:39 am
I get the Shia Labeouf thing; I had a dirty old lady moment watching Transformers last night.
Mostly, though, I feel dirty when I read a young adult novel and I think the character is adorable. Like, I’m desperate for Gemma and Kartik (from “Rebel Angels”) to make sweet, sweet love in the Realms. And that makes me feel like a total pedophile, because he’s MAYBE 19.
Doesn’t matter if he’s not even real. I still feel dirty.
October 18th, 2007 at 10:49 am
I had a dirty old lady moment watching Transformers last night.
Count me in…..and I remember when he wasn’t so cute! But I have to say I’ve always had a hot spot for younger men
October 18th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Ah, see I’ve always been an older man die hard. I don’t know why really…maybe just because of the whole ‘men mature slower’ part.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Shelli, we don’t want to have a conversation with them. We just want to fuck them.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
LOL Lillian!
There’s this boy on the high school football team. I’ve never really seen him up close, but he’s got the sexiest, shoulder length black curly hair I’ve ever seen. His butt looks nice in his uniform too. I’ve always got my eye on #99 when he’s on the field. I found out later he’s a friend of my daughters and she doesn’t totally drool over him - she’s crushing on this short little band geek trumpeter instead - I’m so disappointed in her.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I admit it. I have a secret crush on Zac Efron, of High School Musical fame. True, he’s not a minor and I’m certainly not old enough to be his mom (unless I’d had a baby at 10, which, well, I didn’t even get my period until 13, so not possible), but the mere fact that he plays a teenager — in movies marketed to preteens — is enough to kind of creep me out.
But he’s HAWT! (In that adorable pretty boy All-American Boy sort of way.)
October 18th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Shelli, I agree. I’ve never actually dated a younger guy in real life, but damn, Zac Efron is a cutie…
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