Beautify The Betty
So remember a few weeks ago when I posted about hang-ups? And Feisty posted this link in the comments to OhMyBod? 
Frankly it’s genius! And it’s going to the top of my Christmas list!! Santa take note. And please….under the pillow, not in the stocking. 
Well for those of you interested in sprucing your Kitty up but not denuding it, I’ve found the perfect solution! It’s called Betty and it’s color for the hair down there…you can choose to match…or go hog wild and hot pink (hot pink coochie hair totally gets my vote–i mean, can you IMMAGINE?! 
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And right now, for a limited time, they’re even giving away stencils free with purchase. Halloween Stencils!
From the website:
Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there.
Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you’re blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
From now on, when you highlight or color your hair, don’t forget your betty color for the hair down there.
So go forth and be Bettyfied!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, how many of you have tried it, or would try it? How’d it work? :evillaugh:
October 16th, 2007 at 11:42 am
OMG!
stencils eh?
October 16th, 2007 at 11:44 am
You can get a Cat for your Kitty!!!!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
I am totally ordering some of that stuff.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Hehe I had a feeling you might. I totally want a hot pink kitty
October 16th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Holy macaroni!!! I think I’d totally color my hair down there (pink or purple or something fun!) but I don’t have much (tmi?)
I don’t even have an Ipod though, how wrong is that?! Tooootally wrong. I think that’s going on my Xmas list.
I have a really funny scene in my book where my heroine tries to shave her hoo ha into a heart. And the hero thinks it’s a distorted bunny.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
OMG Shelli, that’s too funny!
I still can’t get over the stencils.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Okay if anyoen does the stencils I want a pic to post here on NAS……..
October 16th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I want a pic to post here on
October 16th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Oh Denise!!!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Stencils huh? My, my, the things one can do nowadays.
October 16th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
The stencils sound….interesting!!
October 16th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
OMG! What will they think of next?
Ok, if you go hot pink, I don’t want to see it. But… you can totally write about and tell us how much that “Betty” chemical burned like a sumbitch!
October 16th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Lynn…BITCH
October 16th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Do they make this stuff for guys????
Not sure I’d cope, takes days to work up the nerve for a bikini wax, but I guess if there’s not pain…..
October 16th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Rachel I guess pubes is pubes! LOL Can you immagine seeing a guy with hot pink pubes surrounding his Johnson?
October 16th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Amie, I’d rather not even think about a guy with hot pink…ugh I can’t say that word.
October 17th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Stencils? I love it! I remember a Sex & the City episode from long ago where a dude named Thor had his pubes shaped into a lightning bolt.
Pink coochie hair sounds fab. Why am I not surprised that Feist wants all this stuff? Hee…
October 17th, 2007 at 6:03 am
Okay, NOW it’s official. I have SEEN IT ALL.
Unbelievable what the human mind can dream up…
First one to work one of these into their novel wins the prize. And what is the prize? The glorious experience of explaining to people what the heck it is. Good luck with that.
I’m not talking about the dye either…
October 17th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Moira…….don’t tempt me!
October 17th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I had a character in one of my stories who had a lightning bolt died into her pubes, pointing at the most important spot.
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