Hang Ups & Notions & Nonsense
As long as it took me to come up with this idea, I hope it’s interesting. 
This one is definitely NOT for the under 18 crowd.
See I have this friend….we’ll call her B…B and some friends and I were talking and got on the subject of Hairless Hoo-has. Now, B thinks men who liked Hairless Hoo-has have um pediphelic instincts. How what men thought got into the conversation I have no fucking clue. The last time I did something for a man was in the last century. 
FOR A MAN being the operative phrase. Keep in mind, B is married and I am not (thank you JESUS). If I want to have a nude Hoo-Ha I will. I never got any complaints about it…then again I never got any complaints about my Hoo-ha period 
Now B can come over here and kick my ass because she does read this blog……but i do have a point….so hang on.
Now B is entitled to her opinion, however she has no idea the vast difference FOR A WOMAN *cough* between hairless sex and sex with hair down there (Did I really want to write about this?). Cause really, if you ain’t gettin’ yours, why bother? Um anyway….let’s see if we can get a little closer to the point I was trying to make……
I have this other friend…we’ll call HIM C…C has a fantasy. It’s one I never considered before. Not that I had a real hangup about it…I tend to be pretty open-minded, it just wasn’t one on my radar. For the record C is hetero but his fantasy has everything to do with a woman and a strap-on. 
*looks around* Where’s Emma? Emma thinks he’s got homosexual tendancies.
I just think he wants to be dominated by a woman 
and even though I never really thought about it before, I’m thinking, that might be kind of hot.
So now it’s your turn, if you’re up to it, what wouldn’t you have done that you might do now…or what wouldn’t you have done that you DID do, and did you like it? And for the record it doesn’t have to be sexual but this was supposed to be about Preconceived Sexual Notions, so let ‘er rip!
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Well well well sister girlfriend of the naughty and the spicy.
Considering what I write, I have to admit in real life I’m pretty square. It’s hard to get adventurous with two little ones roaming around the house morning, noon and night. It’s hard to even get in some standard sex right now if you know what I mean.
As for my past? Uhhh, I’ll never tell.
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
oh please! feist has a kid and still manages to find time to get waxed!
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
She only has ONE. I have THREE.
That’s my excuse and I’m stickin’ to it.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Yeah but you don’t have one full time
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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October 2nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I do not see a man that likes the hoo hoo shaved as a child molester. I am assuming that he doesnt want pubes between his teeth. Hair catches things and well, we won’t go there but would you want to be there?
I am pretty boring. When I was younger I had sex with two different guys in one weekend and then was late. So HOLY Freaking shit, I didnt do that again.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
LOL HEll honey, having sex with ONE man and being late is enough excitement for me…or was when the factory still worked right
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
PS hair gets caught in your throat–or so I’ve heard
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Come on Amie the factory works you just have to find the right engineer…
Jumper cables will get that baby going!
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I MEANT when I could get preggers
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Well my oh my look at this conversation I’ve wandered into today. The hairless kitty. I see no problem, though I think a landing strip (or whatever they call it) can be a nice touch.
As to the male fantasy part? Sorry. Just couldn’t do it. It’d make me turn and run the other way. Fast.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Oh damn my factory is closed too. I am thinking about closing down the whole factory and not allowing anymore deliveries…LOL
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Ah Amie you weren’t supposed to say that! Make me look like the suffering mom. Please? C’mon.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Yep…three kids, two full-time (almost). They go to preschool but the hubby isn’t home when they are gone, so sigh…
Fantasies…I’m just dreaming of uninterrupted
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:23 pm
OMG what a topic! *blushing*
Can’t say I would ever be turned on by that fantasy… even for a man who was good and deserving.
Just not that adventerous or…hmmm…desperate???
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Karen. Children are no reason to let your hoo ha go and I don’t care how many kids you have.
Here’s something I never thought I’d do. Masterbate with earphones in, but check this out.
http://www.ohmibod.com/indexJump.html
It’s kinda cool.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
You’d think I’d know how to spell masturbate by now.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Feist as long as you can do it, we don’t care if you can spell it….er you know what I mean
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
You know, I can’t imagine I’ll have opportunity to do that male-strapon fantasy, ever, my husband being far more on the dominant side of things, sexually speaking. (To which, overall, I say Yay.)
But if the opportunity arose in some alternate universe? Sure. Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life, it’s that things that initially make me think, “Huh?” tend to be the hottest.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Hairless kitty’s add a whole new element to sex, and not just oral. The strap on thing doesn’t freak me out, but then again, I think for the right man I would do pretty much anything. The RIGHT man that is, and I’ve not found him yet, so that’s easy for me to say.
And uhmm I say almost because there are still some thigs otu there that do freak me out… like extreme pain or humiliation, or something involving bodily functions. I
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
You girls write the BEST posts.
Hairless hooha- It never occured to me til I read this about the pediphilic thing. Now I’m thinking maybe Shelli’s right, Let’s have a landing strip.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Rofl! I’m late dropping by to read this discussion, but I have to say I laughed out loud. I would have to weigh in on the side of men liking the hairless kitty to avoid the hair in teeth/throat thing.
But then that’s just my .02.
Cassie
October 4th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Karne you’re on your own sug!
Feisty that Ohmybod thing is priceless (literally
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October 4th, 2007 at 9:49 am
it’s that things that initially make me think, “Huh?” tend to be the hottest.
Teresa absolutely! I never thought that would work for me, mostly because (to be frank) I have to be dominate in my everyday life (I’m a single mom w/2 boys); I don’t really want to be dominate all the time if you catch my drift
October 4th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Sasha nothing that could be mistaken for a medical instrument belongs in my bedroom–same for bodily functions that belong in other places
October 4th, 2007 at 9:51 am
And Cassie….there’s nothing sexier than listening to a man in the bathroom coughing up a furball after he’s loved on your hoo-ha!
October 7th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Anyway…How the heck did I miss this post? This was like beyond awesome!
October 16th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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