Speaking of F*cking….
I want to start off this post by taking a moment to recognize the tenth birthday of something that changed this country forever. 
Ten years on, and Viagra has been used by more than 30 million men worldwide for erectile dysfunction.
You and your counterparts have rendered evening TV watching with my children damned near impossible. Thanks for that. Not only do you gross me out with your stupid commercials (really, show me two hot and horny octogenarians who are going to be in SEPARATE TUBS), you gross my sons out too.
So anyway, on to today’s blog topic. I was scouring the internet for something to blog about when I ran across this thing on Sympathy Fucks! And I thought, “Wow I don’t think I’ve ever done that….but have I had it done to me?” 
I don’t think I have, though I do remember more than one Don’t Nag Me Fuck with the ex before I left him–trust me there was NO sympathy involved–and conning my ex-roommates daughter into helping me get rid of a very drunk cowboy (and to this day I am a firm believer that truck size is in exact opposite proportion to *ahem* the size of other equipment). I believe the appropriate term is Whiskey Dick 
Have you? Would you? Is it nasty? Or is it nice? I’ll choose, at random, someone to win an autographed copy of Nalini Singh’s VISIONS OF HEAT and an unautographed copy of Jill Shalvis’ SMART AND SEXY (because it’s time for me to start getting rid of some of these books from Nationals)
September 4th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Have I ever done a sympathy f*ck. Ummm. I’m thinking, hang on. Oh. Yes. I have. I mean we were dating and all…but yes. I hit my late 20’s and decided no more of those suckers! I’m way too selfish about my sex life. I’m not doing anything I’m not 100% rearing and ready to go for. If that makes any senses. Hmm.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I have. Yep, with my ex and it sucked but I felt bad so I gave in. Sigh. I never want to experience that again.
Viagara has rendered my nightly tv watching to be rather interesting as well. How do you answer a 4 year old when she asks what are they singing about mama? Um, erections? Ugh.
Of course I loved the Sex & the City episode where Samantha took Viagara to enhance her sexual experience. She started needing it. It was great.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Apparently I can’t spell. It’s raring, right, Karen? Hee hee. Unless, I’m just really wanting to get reared…
Umm, then again maybe not.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
OMG SHelli I was watching Lewis Black and he said that high school girls were taking that chastity vow now so instead of “having sex”….they were DOING ANAL!
September 4th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
LOL Karen ended up in the spam filter. I think she said so many trigger words (enhance, erectile, viagra). Actually I’m posting this to see if it sends me to the spam filter.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Nope. It just didn’t like her comment
September 4th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Amie, you don’t even know! I had friends back in the day who did that all that time. My other friends, who had no prob doing it in the appropriate hole, labeled it ‘Butt sex for Jesus’.
I was in the middle ground just saying…umm, I’ll just wait and spare both holes if you don’t mind. (Where the heck is the angel smilie!)
September 4th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Pity fuck…hmmmm, nope. I don’t think I could, this is why prostitution would not be a good career choice for me. I love sex, but I need to be in to it, I’m no good at faking it.
September 4th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Hmmmmm yeah I think me and the ex are both guilty lol!
Ummm as far as this current trend…. no clue but with a 12 year old daughter I will just put my head in the sand…..
Oh and Amie…. I am glad I am the exception to the truck rule…..muahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
September 4th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
LMAO I can honestly say I have. I don’t like doing it but it made the hubby feel better lol.
September 4th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Karen we (the kids and I) were driving down the road once–this was our first encounter with ED on the road–and saw a sign on the corner and my oldest was like, “What’s erectile Dysfunction?”
He was old enough to know, so I told him. I thought both kids were gonna barf. What’s worse now they have those commercials on in the evenings for women for herbals to “enhance your pleasure.” It never ends.
Johnny I’m ashamed to admit it took me a while to figure out what you meant!
Samantha I don’t think I could either….
September 4th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
My son is the result of a pity fuck. It’s true. I had just returned from a trip and the hub wanted some action. I was super tired, but I let him do his thing.
Next thing you know I’m pushing a baby out of my velvet love passage. 
September 4th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
LMAO. I love you NAS chicks. Your topics always crack me up.
As for pity fucks, I’d like 4 please. I’m in a dry spell that’s lasted so long the good people of the Sahara are sending me sympathy cards.
September 4th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Feisty, you crack me up!
Emma, you know that any chick can get laid any time they want. It’s common knowledge.
All we need to do is ask for volunteers….
September 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Feisty!!!!!!!! My second child was a make up baby–and I’m not talking about the kind you put on your face!
September 4th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Dear Not Telling,
The good people of the Sahara send me cards too–yearly!!!!!! I’ve got quite a few but that’s another blog topic.
September 4th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Umm…I’m not Emma Petersen.
Though I’ve heard she’s a lovely person with a totally aweseome rack.
Shell you can ask for volunteers but in the end (and no I dont mean that end) will it be worth it?
September 4th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
And hugs Amie. Us Sahara sisters have to stick together. LOL
September 4th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I have pics of that rack Miss I’m Not Telling and you’d better watch out talking about how nice it is. I just might post ‘em.
Yeah those damn ED commercials make me crazy!!! And I can’t spell viagra, so maybe that’s why it sent me to the spam filter. Let’s see if I still go there. Freaking spam filter.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Hee hee. But you spelled it viagara last time.
September 4th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Alright, all y’all are gonna force me to check this place daily, ain’t ya? :laughing:
Sympathy fucks… ya, pretty sure I’ve been on both sides. Certainly given them, and would be unsurprised to learn I’ve received them as well…
on the Viagra thing, I’ve wondered and have to admit that I’ve not tried it because I’m intimidated by that whole four-hour disclaimer. I just don’t want that trip to the emergency room…
September 5th, 2007 at 12:18 am
A trip to the emergency room (especially from a Viagra hang over) is what makes life fun! And it certainly entertains the nurses!
Ouch. You know, I think I’d be so hurt to be on the end of a sympathy fuck. You know? Like he’s doing me and only getting through it by thinking of Jessica Alba.
September 5th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Will on Viagra? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
September 5th, 2007 at 1:22 am
Oh and I think I have pics of Not Telling, too.
September 5th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
A four hour hard-on - oh my. What I could do with that…
Boggles the mind.
September 5th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
LOL Gwen…like it’s actually a problem or something!
Ok you guys….I’ll be back around 5 central time to pick the book giveaway winners!
September 18th, 2007 at 11:41 am
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