You know one of the things we have pounded into our heads as published writers is PROMO PROMO PROMO. And it’s really really hard to come up with something original. It’s like coming up with a new story idea, it’s all been done, somehow, some way. So here’s what I”m going to do.

I’m going to hire Stephon Marbury to be my publicist! And I’m going to design a line of SOMETHING and see if Steve and Berry’s will carry it. Wait..what’s that? You don’t know who Stephon Marbury is?
You don’t know what I”m talking about? Where have you been? (or… you obviously don’t have children–namely BOY children).

This is THE GREATEST MARKING GIMMICK SINCE THAT OLD LADY ASKED, ‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?’ Cuz I’m talking about Starburys. Stephon’s 14.98 shoes. Yeah you heard me right. You can get shoes, for yourself, for your clothes conscious kids, for your wife even, endorsed by a pro ball player for 14.98 (and clothes and jerseys too for that much or much less). Even my man Big Ben Wallace (man I love me some Ben Wallace) has signed on.

Stephon where’s the love? Sign me. I have this book coming up about female movers and I’d love to endorse your shoes. And hey Shell…no high heels.

So, if the price was right, would you do an endorsement in your book? And what would be your dream endorsement product (besides booze and Trojans because that’s just too easy )