Rachelle Chase guest Blogs

Today I went to lunch with two of my best girlfriends, Bona and Kirah. It was B’s birthday so we decided to be European and celebrated by having a three-hour meal. It was like a three-hour tour with tuna tartar. Anyway, we ordered a bottle of wine and started talking about shit. You know, the usual. Boys, sex and happily ever after. B and K are big Sopranos fans, and they started debating the final episode and how it kinda left us with a cliffhanger. B was quite unhappy because she wanted to see some sort of conclusion, a happy ending. K was satisfied with the end. In her words: “they closed a window on their lives and we are no longer able to be voyeurs.” She was content with that.

Personally, I’m with B. I need a satisfactory ending. I want a happily ever after. That’s what attracted me to romance novels. I have no idea how my own life will end, so I like to pick up a book and feel confident in the fact that everything will be okay at the end of that particular story.

If I reach the ending of a book or film and the characters I have come to care about are not skipping cheerfully into the sunset, I’m left with a dissatisfied feeling. I know that, for them, life continues, even after The End. And although we’re not able to observe their lives any longer, I need to be confident that those people are going to be okay-better than okay, even.

I need the happily ever after. Do you?

I like kissing.  Hell, who doesn’t? (and if you dont, what the hell is wrong with you?) I could never commit to a man for the rest of my life if he wasn’t a good kisser.  Call me shallow but I just can’t imagine being in love with a person who can’t kiss.

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So Shel’s blog about the end of her innocence got me thinking……..about the lies that were either told to us, or implied.  And this is going to be WAY TMI so my apologies to the gents out there….but if your dad lied to you, I’d love to hear about it. It amazes me how little Mom told me about anything (and told me nothing about sex–that’s okay though.  Everything I learned about sex I got from Penthouse Forum–thanks Dad  :yes: ). Like what, did you think I was getting it all via osmosis?

Here’s a few I came up with……..

1. Tampons will pop your cherry. (Though I like to think of he, the popper of cherry, as a tampon, he was in fact a guy).  Of course this was also back in the day when there was one brand of pads and they were like 8 miles long.

2.  Hanging around with bad girls will give you a bad reputation.  Ok I’m not sure if this was true or not, but I damned sure didn’t care.  More importantly I thought you were stupid for caring about what other people thought.  And besides, Donya’s mom let her.

3.   Someday your prince will come.   :lmao: While Dad was teaching me how to check the fluids in my truck….Man you really know how to fuck a girl up.   :no: Because you see, if I had a prince, he’d check them for me, light the grill for me and occasionally rub my feet.  But that’s okay.  We’re good.  I’m learning from your mistakes.  I’m teaching my boys to cook.  :evillaugh:

So this weekend was great. I the opportunity to spend time with my cousins, cruising some thrift shop. One cousin I hadn’t seen in 15 years! And let me tell you, he may just the wildest family member yet. Though he keeps it hidden under this conservative demeanor. He starts going off about this episode of Boston Legal, and how that one (former Star Trek) guy meant to say Money Shower, but said Golden Shower. And we both laugh, but I realize my younger cousin in the back seat and doesn’t get it.

So I’m starting to think about it. Have I lost all innocence? Have all these dirty words or phrases become as clinical to me as a gynecologist thinking about a vagina? If you were to explain the ‘Golden Shower’ joke to someone who doesn’t get it, they’d probably gag and turn a bit green,

But when I think about it, I just have a very mild ‘yuck’ reaction and move on. It doesn’t phase me. I thought back on it, on when it all changed. When I got ‘corrupted’. Was it when I started writing kinky books? Hmm. Nope. It goes back further.

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What….did you think we were the only ones? No way!

Since we’ve got Fridays open, we thought we’d invite some friends over to play.  :evillaugh:

Ok coming up on future episodes of Naughty and Spice, the series…….Rachelle Chase, Sasha White, Samantha Hunter, and Sydney Croft.

Rachelle will be with us next Friday….Sasha in July, Samantha in August and Sydney in September!  Stay tuned while I figure out how to get a calender up   :wall: